Let's be real - I'm not a fluent writer in any capacity, and my thought process is as erratic as Roseanne in an all-you-can-eat sushi bar, but this dude here's got an explosive mind full of awkward thoughts, sleek technology, and colorful kittens. Colorful, fluffy kittens that cry tears of acid.

After unexpectedly losing my personal journal (read: iPhone app) back in 2011 to some water damage, I've been considerably turned off by the thought of blogging or journaling or keeping any written account of my day-to-day actions. It felt pointless, considering how years of spilling your deepest, most intimate thoughts into a secure little device could be easily swept away all at a moment's notice. I mean, yeah, I have the memories stored in my head, but until I can request a RAM upgrade for my brain, there's NO way I can remember everything. But, I've come to learn in life that everything happens for a reason.

Except losing my journal. That didn't have to happen.

So here, welcome to my blog. The only way to ensure any success in keeping up with posts in a timely manner is to not limit myself to any particular subject. That means I'll be discussing the breadth and bread of life: technology, movies, video games, cars, cats,  And technologic movies about cats driving cars based on the hit cult classic video game "Cats Driving Cars" (if that really exists, please don't sue me).

So prop your feet up, grab some cheddar popcorn, and be ready to be driven to complete boredom as you read through totally irrelevant blog posts of a mundane life by an equally mundane dude.